Friday, March 23, 2012

SPENDAHOLICS ANANOMYOUS




HOW DO YOU GET OUT OF DEBT?

 BORROW MORE MONEY!

LET THE GRANDCHILDREN PAY YOUR DEBT

 




The United States is going to hit the debt ceiling again before the November election. The current debt ceiling limit is roughly $16.4 trillion dollars. Another four years of President Obama and how much do you think we'll have in debt? In 2016 you can fly to Hawaii and personally thank President Obama for leaving your grandchildren with over $20 trillion in debt. You'll find him on the 9th fairway.

Sunday, March 18, 2012

OBAMA'S HAWAIIAN GAS PRICES


President Obama has a special place in his heart for Hawaii. Every time he thinks of Hawaii he knows that when gas prices get to $5 per gallon Hawaii voters will still press 'yes' for any Democrat President. Isn't love great.




OBAMA'S PRINTING PRESS



$15,564,809,891,767.99 
The US federal debt as of today.

Ever wonder where all that money comes from that's been swelling the deficit - it comes from thin air and a printing press. Obama calls the Federal Reserve and says he needs more dollars to help fund loans for electric cars and solar energy companies. No problem, says the Federal Reserve, how much do you need? 'Well, I need $750 billion for the banks, $100 billion for the unions at GM, $200 billion for solar energy - let's make it $2 trillion in round numbers.' The Federal Reserve asks the President if he wants it today or tomorrow. The President is in no hurry, 'tomorrow will be fine'


Did I mention that taxpayers are on the hook for paying this $2.5 trillion back? The banks all went bust making bad loans, so lets give them more money. General Motors went bust making cars people didn't buy, let's give them more money to make Chevy Volts!


If the Federal Reserve would stop printing money gasoline would be $2 per gallon, not four dollars. The President does want you to know this though. He'd prefer you to fill you car with slime or wind power. It might get you to the 7-11.